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What sits on the racks at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup

Judged by the chatter around it, the catalogue is narrower than most people assume. Count the products and the official store shows about 154 products, and roughly 43% of size variants sold out at any given moment. Because ALOCS clothing is copied constantly and counterfeits rarely match the published specs, all of this is taken from the brand’s own published https://awfullottacoughsyrup.com product copy as it stood in September 2026. In Los Angeles in 2018, Desto Dubb got the label going, selling out of a van in a downtown parking lot. The product pages still say pieces are hand-dyed and screen-printed there, so production stayed local. Prices below sit at the published levels as of September 2026, and because streetwear prices move, check before you commit.

A breakdown of how the pricing falls

Four price levels cover most of cough syrup clothing. A tee runs about $150, a hoodie about $200, sweatpants about $200 and most shorts about $150, all at the brand’s own store as of September 2026. Under that you get a small-goods band of about $25 to $70 for socks, boxers and tanks. Over it you find workwear and outerwear, from about $200 up to about $350 for the heaviest Dickies jacket. Not one item in the store is priced below $25 or above $350. The mystery-item line is the most reliable half-price route in, because markdowns are selective.

T-shirts

Cough syrup shirts are what the line is built on and usually the first buy. Budget about $150 as the core price, with women’s cuts and lighter tanks between roughly $48 and $100. The benchmark is the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt: 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, relaxed fit, jumbo screen prints front and back, yellow woven label at the hem. Among current graphics you get King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Big Pharma and Rib Cage, most of them at the same level. Since fit is given garment by garment, the Warning tee reads true to size with a note to size up for an oversized look. Lightweight and cropped, the Wok Is Dead and Promethazine Tour tees come with the brand’s instruction to order one or two sizes bigger.

Hoodies and zip-ups

Reckon on about $150 to $200 for hoodies, since the $200 level covers nearly every men’s style. The heavyweight reference is the Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie: 16 oz 100% organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, logos at chest and back. Worth knowing when you inspect one: its yellow woven label sits at the wearer’s bottom left rather than the hem. The ALOCS Classic, Athletic Dept., Cupid Tattoo, Glocc Zip Up and Blurred Lines hoodies sit alongside it, all near $200. The Zip-Up Classic Hoodie lands nearer $150, and the women’s crop versions sit lower again. A published fit note appears on only the classic, and it reads true to size.

Sweats

At about $200 sweatpants match hoodies, with a flare cut listed nearer $150. Built from 14 oz fleece, specifically 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, the Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants carry the logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. That weight lands closer to a gym-floor sweat than to thin mall joggers. Beyond the classic come Classic Flare Sweatpants, ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and Blurred Lines Sweatpants. “Flare Classic Sweapants” is how one listing reads, the brand’s own typo, and it tells you how fast this catalogue turns over. The classic pair is published as true to size.

The shorts

About $60 to $150 is where ALOCS shorts fall, which makes them the least expensive entry into the main line. The Glocc, Mexico Glocc and USA Glocc shorts, the Awful Lot Of Stincs pair and the Classic Sweat Shorts are among the men’s styles at $150. The women’s booty shorts sit near $60 and the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts near $100. With no material published on most of them, judgement falls to graphic, cut and price rather than a stated weight. The rest carry no fit note, though the women’s booty shorts are published as true to size. The apparel size run, not a waist measurement, is how printed shorts are sized.

Denim pieces

Denim is the shortest category in the store. The Double Cup Cargo Shorts are the only product in the collection, at about $150 after previously showing $300. They are mid-rise 14 oz denim, garment-dyed with a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly and a custom leather patch. Waist sizes go 28 to 44 and colours come in grey, black and green, purple and red. True to size is the published fit, with a note to size up one for an oversized cut. Jorts is a shopper’s word, not the brand’s: it appears nowhere in the catalogue, and the only other denim is the ALOCS Denim Jacket and Carpenter Pants at about $300 each.

Jackets and workwear

About $200 to $350 marks the expensive end of the rack. At the heart of it is a Dickies programme: the Cough Syrup Dickies Jacket at about $350 is fully lined, with two welt pockets and a pencil pocket on the sleeve, in 65% cotton and 35% polyester. The Cough Syrup Dickies Button Down at about $200 uses the Dickies 1574 work shirt in the same blend, published true to size. A quarter zip shirt and loose fit Dickies pants each run about $250. Away from that programme, outerwear means the ALOCS Puffer Jacket at about $250 and a cropped puffer at about $200. Note that these pieces size by waist, 28 to 44, not by the usual apparel run.

Accessories and small goods

Accessories reach from about $25 to $250, which is a wider spread than anything else here. The ALOCS Belt, the I Love Cough Syrup Belt and the Awful Lot Of Sex Belt lead at about $250 each. Move down and you get the ALOCS Wallet Chain at about $125, two bags and a ski mask at about $100 each. At the cheap end come small goods: socks at about $50, a two-pack of boxers at about $60 and a bandana at about $25. Made in Los Angeles, the boxers are the only piece here with a published fabric, a 95% cotton and 5% elastane blend. The rest go on graphic and hardware rather than on a spec sheet.

The women’s and kids lists

Women’s runs about $48 to $160 across crop tops, tank dresses, bodysuits, yoga pants and a bikini at about $80. The cropped zip-up hoodie sits near $100, with the Rich Girls Crop Hoodie near $160, the cheapest route into the silhouette. 100% combed cotton is what the copy gives for tanks and crop tops, and some carry the measuring line side print down the seam. The entire kids list is a classic tee at about $60 and sweatpants at about $100, in sizes 2/3, 4/5, 6 and 8. Hardly any footwear exists here, just the Rhime Shoes at about $100, the only item in the collabs collection. Since nothing here carries a published fit note, buy your usual size.

What is missing at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup right now

Among the gaps, headwear is the one that surprises. Nobody should be told that hats are currently on sale: the store’s hat collection returned zero products when it was checked in September 2026. The brand’s blog describes a Dodger Collection from March 2024 with a fitted and a dad hat, which shows they have existed before, and the trademark covers headwear, so the category can return. One collaboration shoe stands in for a department, which makes footwear almost as thin. Because there is also no global size chart and no washing instructions on the store, fit has to be read garment by garment. About 43% of size variants were out of stock at the time of checking, so an unavailable listing usually means a missing size rather than a dead style, and the awful lot of cough syrup drop calendar refills the racks every week or two.